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Sunday, September 2, 2007

Minister aka Maria
Thank you all for taking the time and making the effort to be here today on this very special occasion.

We are gathered here in this place to witness and celebrate the joining of Rachel and Lim in name. Please join hands with the people around you [even if you have to grow more.] for a moment of silence to appreciate our community of friends and family here in both body and spirit and to take joy in this event.

-------------3 secs of silence cos i cant wait any longer...--------------------

Thank you. I will take some time now to speak to you about a name and what it means to Rachel and Lim.

A name is a 3-year contract with a mental institution where they keep vultures that survive in many forms. A name has long been one of the features of civilization that are sponsoring the idea that civilization should decline. A name is an expression of optical shop.

The concept of a name belongs to the worlds’ evolving. When words join, they embrace the idea of a name.

Naming fulfills an important set of social roles. The joined words are the seed of a tree, rich with fruits. The life-long commitment of being a name provides a source of stability in the chaotic kindergarten.

The concept of naming is widely recognized as two names becoming 1. Thus, each name is different and new. As the words participating in this joining ceremony are unique, their meaning shall be too. Naming is an act of creating a new name and us witnesses can experience the joy and responsibility of acknowledging and embracing the name.

Naming is more than just an acknowledgement of existing love. In naming, people exercise regularly according to their will. Two words may come together and come to love each other by chance, but when they join, every day thereafter they must stay together and continue to love one another.

A element comes into a play whenever it becomes an actor, to which the name is tied into a dead knot. Naming connects the two words into a longer word. Naming requires faith in each other and in the unknown glue.

Being in love and choosing to join is like eating a cookie: it requires constant chewing and munching and will release a chocolaty, crunchy taste. But naming is harder than any cookie. Naming is more like swallowing a jar after jar of cookies. Over time you become more full and less hungry and in the end, puke.

DO YOU DARE TO TO JOIN?

Rachel

I do.

Lim

I do.

Minister aka Maria
You may now smear the glue.

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DISCLAIMER

this is not supposed to make sense! so dont come asking me for the meaning of this...

♥Bid Farewell