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Friday, August 10, 2007


hello. [i am not going to apologize for my long awaited post this time! hehe.]

okay so i dont get the "craze" or obligation for people ALL around me [with the exception of tingfang as far as i know.] to be sooo patriotic. going to esplanade, marina bay, balloting thousands of times to get tickets? somehow i just feel it as a waste of time. haha. i have NO idea whats come over me but i even felt watching ndp on tv as a waste of time. ended up watching some other shows. the first year i didnt even do ANYTHING ndp-ish at all! feels so weird. ohwell! haha. lets just hope i'm not like that next year heh.

ohright. wednesday.. rgs celebrating ndp day. haha. i was supposed to go back to shps? halfway back, i didnt feel well and my mum told me to go home. so i went home, rest and after that got sad that i didnt manage to watch disturbia with rain and gang. ): or even simpsons with yx and sarah. haha. but i have the simpsons donut toy cos i bought the popcorn combo when i watched transformers. haha. [the donut has been hidden by my bro under his massive stacks of stuff (lets not go into details.) on his table. i WILL find it. ((:]

i have been trying my best to persuade my parents to bring me to watch ANY movie but no success. but i will strive harder to reach my goal in life (actually just the weekend.)

yesterday i decided to be hardworking [for the first time in my life!] and i did all but math and history. which honestly isnt much. haha. but i didn more than usual. i usually dont start work till late sat or sun. ((: i actually did on friday!!!! haha. so as soon as i made the "resolution" i got a call from huifei. and we started talking like crap. haha. funny crap. like how she thinks getting married to a gay would be fun. i didnt get that. i'll roughly recall what she said: [everything is something-to-that-effect-ish.]
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maria: are you a girl at all? or are you a guy within a girl's body. why do you keep wanting to be the guy in everything?

huifei: because its cooler.

maria: most ppl when they go out, its with a guy-guy and a girl-girl. somehow, i picture you with a girl-guy and a guy-girl [her.]

huifei: [laughs.] wont it be fun to marry a gay?

maria: huh? erm. no?

huifei: yea i will be! my sister and i were talking about it that day. i mean you can be good friends and have no committments and dont even have to ***** with him! and if a guy bothers you, just say that he is your husband and he can pose as it!

maria: marriage IS a commitment. and why do you HAVE to get married for him to pose as your husband cos he isnt posing. he IS YOUR HUSBAND! not like the pestering guy would check your marriage cert?

huifei: [laughs again] haha. you dont know. he might!
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there was a lot of stuff i missed out there but thats the gist. it should be. and if you actually read it, you'll notice she laughed A LOT. and i asked her about it... led to a famous discovery.
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huifei: [laughing.] ouchhaha ouchhaha. my shoulder hurts!

maria: huh?

huifei: see, when i laugh my shoulder hurts.

maria: but how is your shoulder connected to your mouth??

huifei: nerves/vains/arteries [she said one of them. i cant remember which.]

maria: yea but they're not directly connected so the connectOR between them should be hurting too?

huifei: [laughs somemore for no reason.] hahaouch.

maria: so technically if you laugh and your shoulder hurts, when your shoulder hurts you'll laugh?

===== [blahblah.]

huifei: i want to lie down but if i do, i'll laugh.

maria: so let me get this clear. when you lie down, you laugh and your shoulder hurts. so if your shoulder hurts you lie down and laugh and if you laugh your shoulder hurts and you will lie down???
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okay that was just lame but imagined that we had this kinda silly conversation for a loooong time. and to think that the call was only about english ws!!! we finally found the link between english and gays! haha.

oh and this morning, i started like doing my math curve thing. then i asked my mum for the flexible curve she claimed she had. guess what i found? a mouldy, dusty OLD curve! i was like: its from the 1980s?? its soo oldd. and she said: nah. its from the 1960s! yuck. yuck. yuck. i NEED to buy a new one on monday. haha.

my goal for today: finish all my homework by 4pm. slack like CRAZY till tmr. then start revising tmr. HAHA. okay but yes thats my ideal plan. [my plans never come true.]

somehow today, i am in a good good mood!! i have no idea why. haha. ANW i have to go cos i've been typing this post for forever. haha. bye.

♥Bid Farewell

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